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They’re so cute, you’ll be
poopin' hippo rainbows
Being a startup founder is so lonely.
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep: worried about a banking crisis? Or about ChatGPT, which will inevitably replace you as a CEO? Or about the VCs who passed on investing, but are ‘cheering for you from the sidelines’?
Well, you no longer have to be alone in these dark moments: you can hug a Hustle Fund hippocorn plushie!
Made from the cheapest materials in an unknown facility in Asia, we’re pretty sure that these fabrics can absorb your tears. Additionally, they are quite lovely to squeeze, and can provide you the near-sensation of another human squeezing you back gently.
This plushie is actually real!
Sign up for the waitlist below. We plan to make no more than 500 of these stuffies.
And yes, these are actually real, even tho we are launching this on April Fool’s Day. So...